Stuff My Son Says

Him: Mom, why do some women wear so much make-up?

Me: Some women wear it to feel better about themselves, but some really need it.

Him: Hmmm, how do you know the difference?

Me: Whether they use a brush or a spatula.

Him: Huh?

Me: If it looks like them, just better, then it's a brush. If they look, well, scary, then it's a spatula.

Him: Clowns are scary. Do they use spatulas?

Me: Oy vey!