Me: Some women wear it to feel better about themselves, but some really need it.
Him: Hmmm, how do you know the difference?
Me: Whether they use a brush or a spatula.
Him: Huh?
Me: If it looks like them, just better, then it's a brush. If they look, well, scary, then it's a spatula.
Him: Clowns are scary. Do they use spatulas?
Me: Oy vey!
